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So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.
but imagine, you are sitting all alone in this thing with a cat or something, and suddenly a bomb comes and the world is literally destroyed. But for some reason, your bubble isn’t. So then radioactive zombies and stuff and it’s just a cat, you, and your bubble against a million zombies.FUCKIGN
It was unimaginable. I’m still glad that was at this concert.
Dammit, every time
This sums up my life pretty well
Penis Game! by Cam Glass